lyndsay . 29. canadian. lesbian. wife. hufflepuff . hair stylist. amateur graphic designer
sharon needles called me cool once.
- check this shit out
- cool ass motherfuckers
JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
nick and gatsby
“new sport”
reasons why i am late answering your message:
- i have been attacked by a pack of wolves
- there was a bear
- i actually checked your message when i first got it, and decided to respond later, but then forgot about it
Hey! Did you know:
- sex is okay
- so is masturbation
- watching porn won’t make you impure
- one night stands are okay too
- having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
- even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
- sex with the same gender is alright
- not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
- your body your choice no matter your gender
- shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!
The Merida re-design has me in such a fit of actual rage. Almost as much as the Ursula redesign for the new line of couture dolls. Good call, Disney. Create these unconventionally beautiful characters, and when people identify with them, change them to fit society’s fucked up standards of beauty.
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
The only talent I have is boobs
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
i have never typed this before in my life
Sharon and Alaska photographed by Caldwell Linker
This is why they remade Spiderman.
